Cold Email Roaster

Paste a cold email and get a constructive roast, serious diagnosis, line edits, and a safer rewrite that attacks the copy, not the person.

Anonymous web run

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Product input

Build the result

Direct feedback can make weak cold emails obvious faster than polite copy comments.

Email copyThe roast should critique the real draft. Remove private data if the email contains sensitive information.OfferThe diagnosis uses this to judge whether the email gives the buyer a real reason to reply.ICPClear ICP context keeps the roast from making lazy assumptions about relevance.Buyer roleUsed to judge whether the pain, proof, language, and CTA fit the person reading it.Tone levelAll modes must stay constructive: no personal insults, no prospect insults, and no cruelty.Campaign goalThe tool uses the goal to grade CTA friction and rewrite the ask.Available proofThe rewrite must not invent logos, metrics, case studies, or results.Claims and language to avoidThese guardrails keep the roast useful and safe for a paid web app workflow.Shareable outputOptional output for a screenshot-ready summary without exposing sensitive details.

Step 1

Collect the email, offer, ICP, buyer role, tone level, campaign goal, proof, claim guardrails, and share preference in a responsive dashboard form.

Step 2

Validate required inputs and show a clear empty state until the email and campaign context are present.

Step 3

Apply the constructive roast boundary before generation: critique the copy, never insult the user, sender, company, prospect, or buyer role.

Result workspace

Paste a cold email and add the offer, ICP, buyer role, tone level, and campaign goal to generate a constructive roast.

Roast summary that is memorable, specific, and directed at the email draft rather than the sender or prospect.

Serious diagnosis using the Cold Email Analyzer rubric for offer clarity, relevance, specificity, CTA friction, buyer motivation, spam risk, proof fit, and personalization quality.

Biggest reply killer with a plain-English explanation of why it would stop the buyer from responding.

Line-by-line edits that identify what to cut, clarify, move, soften, or make more concrete.

Better version that preserves truthful proof and matches the selected campaign goal.

Dashboard access

Anonymous web runs do not save history. Dashboard runs are designed to save after purchase, login, or credit access.

Exports

Copy roast summaryCopy rewritten emailCopy full critique as MarkdownDownload PDF teardownDownload CSV rubric scoresSave to campaign workspaceGenerate sanitized share card

Audit bridge

Each result should make the next consulting/audit step obvious without overpromising meetings.